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-John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
-Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
-Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
-Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
-I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
-Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
-My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
-Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
-Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
-Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
-I won't be in class because my dog chipped my tooth.
-I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.
-Didn't You feel The Earthquake?
-My mom put my homework in the washer.
-Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings
-I spilt lemonade on my homework and its drying on the radiator at home.
-i wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go
-i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it. -I was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby.
-Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
-i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked